Things I saw today

-A bird giving itself a dust bath.

- A girl on the subway, a thousand cuts covering her arms.

-An ad for something called a 'Chardonnay Massage'....

-A man dancing in the park.

-Soup its all Soup.

This is an actual text exchange that occured two months ago:

Him: Hey I'm Dave, your waiter.
Me: what now? who is this?
Him: your waiter from monday.
Me: oh hello Dave..
Him: So, yeah we should hang out, you wanna? we could get a drink or someting.
Me: ( cause why not..) Oh Ok yeah sure lets do that ,okay I havent really seen Cincinnati at all yet.
Him: great, thats great but I should tell you right now I am only 19.
Me: oh wow are you joking ? okay. I'm sorry.thanks anyway.
Him: haha kidding... Im 29,so...'
Me: um okay?
Him: ..that was lame Im just tired cause these loud ass birds keep me up all night.( I don't respond to this one)
Him: And I really need sleep cause I have my court hearing tommorrow...
Me: Another joke? youre joking now..
Him: No, not joking.. I have two DUI' still pending and I have an appeal hearing...they keep DQing me...what? that an issue for you?
Me: I mean, ..I hope that works out for you..
Him:yeah well, I gotta get my sign language class.